Craig Young's Y2K Self-Medication Program (Refill as Needed):
While 1 January 2000 crept up on us well-announced, the Y2K bomb we feared it carried failed to materialize; an empty threat. In Seattle, watching midnight turn over a new millennium on a small, fuzzy black-and-white television was so anticlimatic that it proved embarrassing. Mayor Schell banned any proper city celebration and street partying because he had the WTO blues and so, nestled among the Technicolor warmth of fellow eP staffers, I watched the nuptials of a new era announce itself with a toothless whimper. Did anyone even dare catch the bouquet? I've sneezed epiphanies that sounded louder than this. Forced to climb out of the bunker and face the light of Day One of another average year, with the realization that my prized bunker music was about as valuable now as Confederate war bonds, I set out to find the music that would make up for such a lacking New Year's, splitting my year between the East and West Coasts. The journey proved far more fulfilling than anticipated and more than made up for the fading memory of that long-ago night. In no particular order:
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Cecil Beatty-Yasutake: You know, I expected more from 2001, but like my grandfather used to say, "Spit in one hand, want in the other, and see which one gets filled faster." Well, consider this my few wants/expectations met list, now if you'll excuse me I have to get a mop and an industrial size shop-vac to clean up this pool in my living room. In no particular order:
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Erik Hage's Eleven Things to Live for In the Post-Millennial Funk of 2000 (in no particular order):
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Al Cordray: It's been a hell of a year. Going back over it all, I find the reflection a little displaced. I think I'll need a few more months to truly appreciate what all of this meant, and how this music played a part. The first disc I'll mention is one that I didn't review, but one that affected me as much as anything I did. Furnace Room Lullaby by Neko Case and Her Boyfriends is about the most beautiful, startling thing I've heard from any woman not named Nicole Blackman. Just pure spitting country from the genre's most talented voice. Next is an album that maybe doesn't belong because it was technically released last year, but 2000 was the year I found Dot Allison. Ms. Allison's subtle tendencies could make a few million Sarah McLachlan fans put Surfacing away for years if they knew about Afterglow. Supermodified also deserves some cadence, being that Amon Tobin's latest album is pure crack cocaine in aural form. I'll even forgive him for letting BMW use "Get Your Snack On" in a recent commercial. Sometimes pimpin' is undeniable. And yeah, Floater still has my keen attention. Burning Sosobra won't leave my player or my mind. Rob Wynia plays bass lines that should be researched to discover the scope of their altering effects on the mind, and guitarist Dave Amador's bag of magic tricks is second only to now unemployed Tom Morello. My favorite album this year, however, was The Crybaby. The Melvins amassed the largest cast of guest stars, and didn't waste anyone's time in doing it. King Buzz didn't even have to sing a lick, and they still got me with a collection of songs that is at once horrifying and irresistible in its eclecticism and continued command of my discovery. One fact sums it up nicely: They get Leif Garrett to sing "Smells Like Teen Spirit," and it works.
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Steve Weatherholt: Ah... The best and the rest of the year 2000. Well, uh, um, what the fuck can one say? The Y2K of music... Yes, one big money making spoof...err, rip-off. Our main man wanted me to come up with my ten albums for this year. My duty is clear, but how to find ten new items that have been playing in my deck... This was not an easy task I tell you. I looked in the stack that indicates the discs that have been on rotation for how long? Well, since I last put them back on the shelf. Let me ask you, the music hungry reader, what the fuck is wrong with the state of music in the new millennium? Can anyone name ten bands over the last year that fucking meant something? Shit, you could talk to my colleagues Jeffy and Marky (who pretty much like anything that spins in their players) about this, but when you like food as much as you like music, then it could be about anything for them, I guess. With bands like Korn and Limp Bizkit, how the fuck could you go wrong?! Shit, we even have Britney Spears, which only sells because of her navel. If that isn't quality, I guess I need to rethink my musical options. I have been very much against mainstream music for about 25 years, but the shit that is being released in all genres of my passion has left me feeling like the scorched earth policy. You know that feeling? It's kinda like driving through New Mexico, like there is nothing there. Everything has vanished, gone, and been bled dry, like Amebix's "I.C.B.M." lyrics from The Power Remains LP: "a silver express / through the valley of death / a cruise over land / to turn the fertile soil into sand." Yeah, Y2K summed up in four short lines! I kept pulling my favorite discs out only to find out they were released in 1999. "1999"--yeah, another shitty song written in the '80s by someone who goes by a fucking symbol as his name. What is one to do in this sad musical society we live in? Yeah, I know: Dig deeper, find that hidden gem. It gets really tiring thumbing through piles of crap after piles of crap. Shit, who are the biggest bands around? What? Kid Rock or some has-been-come-lately Ricky Martin? Shit, did he even write any of his songs? Can anybody name me any band that has been around for ten-plus years and are still turning out records that mean something? Come on, try it, I bet you can't find much to chew on there! Anyway, here's my short list:
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