Meet the New Pitchshifter--Same as the Old Pitchshifter? Death Don't Have No Mercy; You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown! Jello: It's Who's for President; Let's Lynch the Landlord; Richey Edwards Phone Home; Santana on Marley and Coltrane.

Hanging out in the brilliance of Copenhagen, Steve Weatherholt catches up with Lars Krogh and Peter Markham, the two bad-ass dudes from the amazing Scandinavian fanzine, Moshable, While Sabrina Wade-Haines sits down with S.O.D.--the unwitting standard-bearers of the '80s thrash scene--to talk about their killer bass riffs, sing-along choruses and tongue-in-cheek "I hate people" lyrics. Don't forget to bring along your Korn t-shirt!

The online combat over MP3s continues as every lawyer in the world gets into the fray. Correspondent Mark Teppo comes out of the protection of the eP bunker long enough to get some outraged words down on the page before heading back to his anger management therapy. Check out this month's Cool By Proxy for another installment of our continuing MP3 report.